Do not pollute...

Driving in our minivan, Mommy threw some cookie crumbs out of the window. M cried -- "Mom, don't pollute!" When Mommy declare that cookie crumbs are probably just going to be eaten by birds, M suggested "Ok. But if you throw the tissue out then it would be pollution". G quickly added "And if you throw the kids out that would be illegal". Apparently Mommy often threaten to throw the kids out of the car if they don't calm down.

Letter from the Tooth Fairy

Author, Illustrator, and... what?